UFO PROBLEM SOLVED BY GENERAL STRIKER!!
Said the General today:
Here's America's real problem concerning UFOs. We are a country whose greatest science minds are devoted to solving the conundrum of how many gallons of vile crud need to be burned in order to fly one contraption, three men and a bomb from Blefuscu to Lilliput. We're a backwater popsicle-stand of a planet and only of passing interest to the advanced civilizations visiting us. So put your head back in your butt and pay them no mind- you've got some Chinese shit to buy at Walmart.
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DUMBYA'S WAR
General Wobbly Striker
- Kim Walker
- Denver, Colorado, Kazakhstan
- From “The Unguided Missal” by Arthur Afterburn, Berkeley, CA, 1968, page 162 “All Myths originate in three places: barrooms, barbershops and brothels. And this has been so since the times of Jesus (himself a product of a Judean brothel.) So I say listen to the sage advice of Saint Thomas Aquinas, “Beware of the person of one book,’” and further to the words of the brave and famous General Striker: "Smoke em if ya got em." At ease, now, men.
