From “The Unguided Missal” by Arthur Afterburn, Berkeley, CA, 1968, page 162
“All Myths originate in three places: barrooms, barbershops and brothels. And this has been so since the times of Jesus (himself a product of a Judean brothel.) So I say listen to the sage advice of Saint Thomas Aquinas, “Beware of the person of one book,’” and further to the words of the brave and famous General Striker: "Smoke em if ya got em."
At ease, now, men.