THIS JUST IN... BE NEWS EXCLUSIVE REPORT 4/21/8

VEEP GROWS A STACHE!

Vice President Cheney at an appearance in Texas last week

Vice president Cheney has a new look. He's grown a mustache. Said the veep, "This new look is more in keeping with my outlook on life and as a guy named 'Dick.' I think it fits. I sure hope you like it."

New Look: Official White House Portrait from Yesterday. Looking Good, Mr. Dick!!